back from my cousin wedding.
my same age cousin wedding.
how fast is tat lol.


bus-ed back to msia.
and yea no drive in. z.z
for the first few hours can rly say v.unbearable.
cos v.v.sian.
subsequently better =)
eat the whole saturday night.
the food is like free flow at my aunt hse.
just take only.
200+ otah in front of me.
how to not take.
and stared at the com in the house.
played dota with my cousin.
yea wtf.
thrashed msia players.
wadever.
looked at my cousin photo album.
1 word.
WOW.
den close to midnight attempted to sing.
LOL.
yes sing.
my dono-how-to-link de relative pass the mic to me.
it was 童话.
sing at the living room.
where the whole bloody house can hear me.
including
those aunties playing mahjong,
the ppl sleeping inside room,
the group of sisters of my cousin inside her room,
and basically everyone.
lol.
sing a few lines my cousin shocked.
run out to see who singing.
LOL.
dont sing doesnt mean dono how to sing.
all i can say is.
i tink i only know how to sing tat song best.
=)


move on move on.
sunday.
early morning dono how many ppl come.
the groom supposed to come at 0830.
before that my aunt husband side relative come.
i dono how many la.
uncountable.
any empty walls in the main living room and 2nd living room are gone.
all blocked by ppl standing.
imagine how many ppl.
groom come,
the fun begins.
starting when they come must 放炮 ma.
den me and my another cousin go light.
den must siam ma.
a few sec only.
no time to run.
we run in, the thing BOOM.
its freaking long lor.
but den it just explode altogether.
2 sec i tink?
everything finished.
FAIL!
the groom de group sit down outside the door dono do wad also.
for 15 min its wtf quiet.
FAIL x2!
fun starts at 0845.
i just stand behind there watch tats all.
i remember got 1 challenge.
is got 5 hard boiled eggs.
must mouth-to-mouth from 1 guy to the last guy.
the groom and all just swallow the entire egg,
den like just slide the egg to the nxt mouth.
its like vomit the egg to another mouth.
den the last guy all i can say is.
SUAY LA.
when u see that video,
i bet u will never want to eat.
lol.


whole thing lasted until 0945?
1 whole hour of "fun"
den the drink tea ceremony.
my aunt side only got my family there.
the rest all another side de.
FAIL x3.
wth happened to the rest.
den i dono out of nowhere got the junior greet the couple.
THEY NEVER PREPARE HONGBAO GIVE US.
FAIL x4 x5 x100.
but still i got it =)
out of nowhere.
see the part where parents talk to the just-married couple.
touching scene sia.
my aunt and cousin never even say anything.
start to tear.
the bond of mother-daughter.
=)


wedding "dinner" started at 1pm.
yes its lunch.
mom say its their custom.
wtf.
throughout the whole 2 hrs there,
the only water i drink.
is carlsberg.
drink and drink.
drink half my cousin pour until full again.
i drink 1/4 the waitress pour again.
got the advertisement on TIGER beer.
虎杯长满
this 1 also seems like it.
so yeap.
lunch + dinner covered at 1 go.
yea the egg video rite.
shown halfway when i was eating.
almost puke all the food i ate.


yea i shld start to learn singing hokkien song.
LOL


and yea my younger cousin de gf rly pretty sia.
he pro la.
LOL.


and yes .
i forgot to mention tat wedding lunch emcee.
fuker.
跟你们开一个小小的玩笑
knn chao ah gua.
i hear his voice
i wan beat him up sia.
irritating to the max.

okay show time.